Blank dick

When you have plenty of an item and someone asks for a few and you tell them no.

Ben needed some pvc 90’s and we had a whole box. He asked for some and we told him no. We blank dicked him.

by Tiller the Killer May 15, 2019

Dick Dry

Go got no one in your DM’s.
You got no one in your pussy.

You got no one on your pussy/dick.

Simply, no one likes you.

You: Bro, Alex hasn’t texted me and Sam cancelled on our dick/pussy appointment.

Me: Your dick dry.

by Justasaying May 18, 2019

Dick Titties

A synonym to the term testicles. This term should only be used for when you want to let your company know you are a linguist as well as a comedic figure as well.

Eddie: Fuck Roy and his big gay sword.
Joe: Dude, don't get your dick titties in a bunch over there

by Vick Dagina April 16, 2019

Dick Shannery

Some dude who posts on urbandictionary.com

Dick Shannery posts some lame stuff on here.

by Dick Shannery April 19, 2019

Dick Tingle

The Male equivalent of a fanny flutter

When shes that hot and created a twitch

She walked by and just created a bit of a dick tingle

by VoradorUK June 14, 2019

Dick Magic

Dick magic is when a dude makes his dick levitate without even holding it or anything, its just pure magic.

Dude, did you see that dudes dick just go up, down and around! He wasn't even holding his dick! He's totally good at dick magic.

by Peepnis August 7, 2019

Sizzle dick

Small shriveled dick that looks like half a breakfast sausage

That sizzle dick is so gross

by Bungalo8889 June 8, 2018