5 P's

Pretty Piss Poor Positive Planning

"When John stole the bike and got caught, it was the result of the 5 P's."

"Mary's plan failed because of the 5 P's."

Frank: "Uncle Mike tried to replace the switch without turning off the electricity. He got electrocuted.

Joe: Sounds like a case of the 5 P's.

by 4377ation April 6, 2019

5 lined skink

It is something like a lizard that usually lives in moist woody areas or abandoned buildings. Search it up on google and you will see pictures of it

Me: Yo I got a 5 lined skink for my project
Person: You mean, skunk, idiot
Me: No I mean, skink, asshole
Me again: Search it up dumb bish

by unknown hehehe April 7, 2019

Smash 5

Another way to reference smash ultimate.

Wanna play some smash 5?

by Sizzyl April 14, 2019

Shrek 5

The sequel to Shrek 4, but it is gonna be bad cuz there too many Shrek movies

Friend: Wanna see Shronket the third
Me: No cuz they replaced it with Shrek 5
All: EWW

by OOFA_BOOFA February 27, 2019

5-Liter-Tag

1. Derived from German ("five liter day"), a phrase describing a the plan to drink at least 5 liters (1.32 gallons / 176 fl oz) of beer on a given day, which is widely considered the perfect amount.

2. May also be used as a verb

1. Kevin: "Guys! 5-Liter-Tag today, ja?"
Everyone: "ok" *starts drinking*

2. Manuel: "Dude, i'm totally gonna 5-liter-tag today, bro!"
Victor: "Oh, sweet. It's lit!"

by oddsmeister March 1, 2019

2 + 2 = 5

Founding father and President of the United States John Adams wrote sometime around 1794 that “Human understanding is its own revelation, and has made it certain that two and one makes three; and that one is not three; nor can three be one. Miracles or prophecies might frighten us out of our wits; might scare us to death; might induce us to lie; to say that 2 and 2 make 5. But we should not believe it. We should know the contrary.”

Sometimes 2 + 2 = 5
-George Orwell, 1984
1949

by Jodie2025 April 22, 2019

5+

When you get a bad grade on something and don't want to tell your friends what grade you got.

What did you get on the math test?
Oh, I got a level 5+.

by petmshall May 7, 2019