French victory

An absolute draw, or stalemate; Otherwise used to flatter oneself after a close competition where one did not necessarily lose, but cannot rightfully say they won.

“Hey man! I heard you got into a fight yesterday! Did you win, or what?”

“It was a pretty tough fight, but I think I pulled away with a french victory.”

by Virum_Vixen July 12, 2023

French Dogsitting

When you’re watching somebody else’s dog and you suddenly get the sexual desire to lather up your dick in peanut butter and proceed to stuff doggy biscuits in your ass in hopes of the dog giving you some free ass eatin’ that wouldent be available anywhere else.

Me and Nancy’s dogs got down and dirty with some French dogsitting since the cable was out.

by TheGayCabinet June 21, 2018

French bath

To wash your dick in the sink.

Did you hear beau only takes French baths the dirty dog.

by dželat September 14, 2023

French Suicide

Eating a rediculous amount of pasta, then passing out within the hour

Oh Chris? He's asleep, he did a French Suicide.

by Biggymeowgoose August 15, 2018

two french guys banging at a sleep over

two french fries and a bacon cheese burger.

can i get uh...two french guys banging at a sleep over

by fox fox April 25, 2024

French person

A Disgusting creature from the depths of tarturus whomst feed on your joy and weird bread

extremely dangerous kill on sight

Person 1😺 : hon hon bagguette

Person 2😈 : ew a french person

by Funky Jim and gimbo May 3, 2025

French

A large bunch of cheese sniffing, baguette bashing, trout miking, oh ho huon saying, short, greasy people

He is soo ‘French’

by Phonye October 31, 2023