by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>If YOu Believe Retracing My Words Can Kill Me then do so, Cowards<.7.9.7.6.>mug. when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.
person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
by MississipiMenace December 21, 2022
Get the Mississippi Can Openermug. by The Animalistic January 24, 2017
Get the canned upmug. 
Get the Canmug. He is the biggest Playboy on the world and he fuck arben everyday in the Ass and he is ritch and Buy everyday ziesen
by Can49 November 22, 2021
Get the Canmug. When you peal back her panties and juice starts to drip between her lips and gives you a whiff of a rancid fish smell that makes you gag but proceed to eat it while pinching your nose!
Hey Bob, “How was Marilyn last night?” Man she was a kipper snack in a sardine can, tasted like anchovies!
by Big “E” March 29, 2025
Get the Sardine Canmug. by Totally Bot Rock Lee August 21, 2020
Get the Garbage canmug.