Air Seasoning

The act of walking through a cafeteria/ buffet and proceeding to realease flatulance on the food.

"I hope your eggs from the motel buffet taste good, I added some air seasoning for you."

by Cablub January 31, 2022

Air Base Hooker

A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.

Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!
Jim: Yeah, faster than an air base hooker!

by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019

Doggy Style Air

The waft of bodily aromas your nostrils receive whilst busting it wide open from the posterior

I was balls deep when that doggy style air hit. Passed out and smashed my head on the nightstand. We haven’t talked since

We were just fuckbuddys until I really got that doggystyle air. Now we’re married

That doggy style air had me busting like a firehose

by Sensei Crease January 17, 2024

Sealed Air Corp

The fuckers who invented unpoppable bubble wrap

“hey bro u know who invented the unpoppable bubble wrap”

“yeah it was those assholes at Sealed Air Corp”

“sons of bitches”

by dicktruckfuck May 24, 2021

Hot Air Ballooning

When you wear a xxxL t-shirt to take a bm and you pull the bottom over your legs and put your head inside the neck hole so you can enjoy the smell

I walked in on Scott while he was on the toilet and caught him hot air ballooning!

by Mr Moclass November 25, 2016

Air Shit

( Verb )When you need to poo really bad so you shit in the air, before sitting on the toilet. A very risky maneuver, but should especially be used when pulling your pants down would result in you shitting in your pants.

Guy 1: Dude I air shit yesterday, and almost had a heart attack
Guy 2: Bro, you coulda died

by GetRektLibtard December 15, 2018

On Air with Ryan

This is a radio show syndicated to all the iHeartRadio owned "KISS FM" stations, and can be heard from 10AM-2PM on your local "KISS FM" station. This is where Ryan Seacrest and Sisanie will talk about things in between songs.

Did you hear On Air with Ryan?

by Migivf May 1, 2018