a male whos penis is particularly small, he is very sensitive about it and he’s pretty annoying and rude salty uses everyone for clout and is bisexual
by wiggabeat69420 March 09, 2019
Max, is a kind person who gives good advice and cares for those he trusts. He won't give up easily and sometimes needs a friend who is there for him. Maxes are often quite smart, dirty-minded, and act dumb because they think it's funny. They hang out with the worst people but are there for you. Most Maxes are too scared to speak up to a girl if they like her but prefer the other way around. Maxes are highly emotional and are teased for the dumbest things. If you meet Max, stay with him. He'll be the one to turn that frown, upside down.
Girls: Holy shit it's Max...
Girls: I want to talk to him, but it's so hard!
Max: (with friends.) Women are weird.
Friend: Hell yeah.
Max: but you gotta respect them.
Max: Most of them are cute. -ish.
Max: like the ones behind us *looks back* That are staring at us.
Girls: dammit
Girls: I want to talk to him, but it's so hard!
Max: (with friends.) Women are weird.
Friend: Hell yeah.
Max: but you gotta respect them.
Max: Most of them are cute. -ish.
Max: like the ones behind us *looks back* That are staring at us.
Girls: dammit
by UrbanDictionaryisweird April 07, 2022
A Max can be one of two things, really sweet and helpful or a straight-forward jerk. But for the nice Max’s you don’t ever want to lose him, he’s always be by your side at need and helps everyone around him. If you have a nice Max in your life, don’t be shy, go tell him how thankful you are to have him.
Person: Max is such a nice guy!
You: I know right! He’s always super helpful and always there to cheer me on!
You: I know right! He’s always super helpful and always there to cheer me on!
by yourdumb🥶 March 21, 2021
Max is a total crybaby, he will most likely cry when things don't go his way in life. He messes with bugs and has a weird shaped head.
by JaileyLMAOO August 15, 2022
Max is a peng ting he'll get any girl whooing. He pulls all the girls in the land and if you mess with him he'll spin your jaw. He's mr steal your girl and he always will be .
by Mr.steal.your.girl November 29, 2017
Max is a short annoying young man who enjoys sucking penis. he is so annoying he makes all the girls dry as the shara desert. max is stupid and bad at math
by asumalumasumaluma November 30, 2023