Where’s my “Killing Stick?”

Anything that contains Nicotine.

Where’s my “Killing Stick?” Asked Jackie.

by Hele53 September 23, 2021

Instant kill

What Peter Parker should have used on Mysterio

Wait a minute, who is peter

Karen-"Activating Instant Kill mode"

by Jewel394 April 25, 2023

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Colluding to kill God

No-I'm not colluding with anyone to do it I'm just GOING TO do it. You're not a part of this. You know you'll just get in that way AND you're a betrayal hazard. You just relax.

Hym "No- Colluding to kill God implies I'm not working alone-"

Iam "Um... Hello."

Hym "You don't count."

Iam "Aw..."

Hym "Quiet! I'M going to kill it. Kill it REAL dead. Kill it here. Kill it THERE. And then build a thing out of it's bones. That's the plan. I'm also not a scientist. Well... Social scientist technically (And a genius on at that)- BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! YOU are fine. YOU don't worry about it. Gonna fix this absolute-fucking hachet-job of a reality and you just fucking... I don't know, go play or something."

by Hym Iam September 20, 2023

Covid only killed older people

"BuT wE dIdN't KnOw It At ThE tImE!" ~ Piers Morgan

Hym "Yes we did you fat bitch! Yes we ducking did! And the conservative news-media was on it THE WHOLE TIME! They were shouting it from the rooftops and were condemned and attacked for doing so and ONCE THEY WERE PROVEN CORRECT... The libtards just tucked their heads and walked away as though it never happened. Like a child that threw a baseball through someone's window. We absolutely DID know that Covid only killed older people. We knew the lockdowns were ineffective. We watched as our politicians ignored their own prescriptions. Absolute shill behavior Piers. Pathetic."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2023

Road kill

When she has:
- a full bush.

- her period.

And you fuck.

Yeah Matt fucked Maria last night and it was road kill.

by College YOLO March 7, 2025

I said I will kill aespa too bye bye

I said I will kill aespa too bye bye

I said I will kill aespa too bye bye

by sdinaz October 24, 2023