Your mother

A fat cow

Guy 1: Bro, is that Your Mother over there?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: She is fat as hell!

by Gage April 8, 2022

mother fugder!!!!!!!!!

if you have a virgin mouth and and your parents, friends, or any jacked up bitch messes with you say this until your ready to not be a baby.

bitch: hey. dude. that outfit is sooo ugly.

you: shut up stuck up snob! what the fugde! I'm going slap you, you mother fugder!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( slap and cat fight after that)

by im a secret 098 September 14, 2010

Your Mother

Finer word for "Yo Mama", used to insult mothers.

Where did I put my underwear?
At your mother's house!

by haha yes my dude March 16, 2017

What's a mother to do?

A situation without hope. A situation considered lame or distaistfull. Mother not as in your mother, mother as in motherfucker meaning the person saying the phrase.

1:"Hey did those parts come in from UPS yet?"
2:"No we're still waiting on em'."
1:"I can't fix my car without them."
2:"What's a mother to do?"

by Gnik Nave July 17, 2011

Ur brother a mother

"Ur brother a mother" is a step up from ur dad lesbian. Every time these magic words are said, we as a species traverse deeper into the he'll hole known as extinction.

Assmeister43 : ur mom gey
Kermit_1h3_D: ur dad lesbian
Assmeister43: no u, ur brother a mother

*kermit's house would explode, killing him, and any family inside*

by Waus June 11, 2018

Mother Taeraesa

My mother. Your mother. Our mother. He is the most slay queen pussy boss ever to walk on this barf planet Earth. He has the voice of an angel but makes me feel a way that would send me to hell. No one has ever slayed the house down more than him. His voice makes me forget any sin I have ever committed. I WANT MY MOTHER TO SING ME A LULLABY AND TUCK ME IN TO BED !NOW!

Mother Taeraesa is the light of this world and no one makes me feel the pop the way he does.

by hamy mamdy June 8, 2024

Mother

Your mother is a woman who loves you very much.Your mother is a woman who will do anything to make you smile.Your mother is a woman who is brave,smart,and beautiful.Your mother is a strong woman who loves you more than anyone.Your mother loved you before anyone else could.Your mother went thru a lot but she still try’s her best to put a smile on your face.Your mother loves you more than you soulmate.Always go to your mother. When your scared the first thing you want to do is be in your mothers warm comforting arms. You want to be a child again so you could give your mother one last tight hug.

Have you seen mother? I want to give her a hug I miss her.

by Alisa__o June 28, 2022