Bread Monkey

a nigga who hungry for your paper cuz they ain't got any

you:"wats good b"
bread monkey:"ay man let me hold a dollar"

by notez September 25, 2006

Funky Monkey

A chocolate milkshake with half a banana in it. Really good. Tastes like an otter jumping over the rainbow and giving you a pot of gold. Also used as an excuse for a chocoholic to call themselves healthy because they have fruit in their milkshake.

GIRL: Slow down, you're going to have a heart attack, man! That's your third Funky Monkey today!
GUY: It has banana in it, so I'm fine.

by GayHorse :P May 20, 2014

corn monkey

A monkey in the phillipines that is fond of eating corn. The locals catch them by putting nuts in coconuts and the monkeys get their hands stuck. The locals can then catch them.

'hey we caught some more corn monkeys'

by Ssammule August 9, 2006

jihad monkey

A derogatory term coined by Ann Coulter in reference to the Iranian President and stupid Muslims.

"...Or, as I believe our motto should be after 9/11: Jihad monkey talks tough; jihad monkey takes the consequences."

by Fred L. October 2, 2007

monkey button

slang for poopcutter or asshole.

My girlfriend loves it when I stick it up her monkey button.

by hotkarl December 13, 2003

jism monkey

someone who wallows in jism

your mums a jism monkey

by ernie and bert October 21, 2003

bubble monkey

a bubble monkey is a monkey made of things such as bubbles.
but not those bubbles you blow out of funny straw things from france, other bubbles.

i had a dream last night that i was walking round this crazy museum village where this bus came every minute packed full of people. i looked down and my really nice shoes were gone so i asked my friend if he could help me find them but he told me nobody ever finds their shoes in this village-this dream did not feature bubble monkeys.

by rathsangatas drink January 25, 2005