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tea vessel

Tea vessel is a move that was performed by very horny men.

Tea vessel means a man going down and finding poop in his girlfriends' panties, and then eating it for pleasure.
After John had sex with Tina, John desided to do a Tea Vessel, for good relief.
by Danks of Memes December 5, 2016
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Tactical tea.

A tea you make, while on duty at work ,which isn't a scheduled break ,both fast and efficient a cheeky tactical hurts noone and improves staff morale and productivity.
"I'm going to make a tactical mate ,hold the fort"

Tactical tea.
by Microwavedbacon February 24, 2023
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ta-tea

what a ta-tea scandal!
by caylaarcuri May 21, 2019
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Carolina tea party

Is when one girl lays on her back and 20 guys form a line and take turns dropping their balls in her mouth
Hey susie, would you like to come over for a Carolina tea party?
by Riot strike November 13, 2019
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beaver tea

An act by which the male, after having sex with a female steal's her panties without her knowledge and makes a cup of tea by soaking them in boiling water and then drinking the "tea"
"Hey Craig, this ice tea you brought in tastes like my wife"
Craig replies with" that's cause I made beaver tea out of your bitch wife's nickers.
by Fitzgibbon August 30, 2016
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Don't pass me your gossip or beef as a way to tease your friends or otherwise
"Hey bro, tell Joe to watch out for his big mouth around my girl..."

"Dude, don't bring your tea into my plate. Tell him yourself!"
by LordMaxey June 7, 2025
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Tea Time

When a girl is on her period.
"MY girlfriend seems really irritated and annoyed right now. It must be "Tea Time"
by SpacedOutSpaceman December 12, 2018
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