Take a stab at my gut

When one is going to tell a joke, but hesitates because they think it might not be their kind of humor. but he insits.

"i have a joke...eh but you might not thin k its funny"

"come on! Take a stab at my gut."

by Lord of the Timisms July 27, 2006

Take the hobbits to isenguard

Noun - (To) take the Hobbits to Isenguard means either
1) To take a shit in a toilet
2) To make love, get laid. Usually, vaginal intercourse is the main method of penetration while taking the hobbits to Isenguard. The love-making session is usually sustained over a longer period of time.

1)
"Awh, man, BRB, I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard."

2)
Sam: "What are you doing this evening, Gerry?"
Gerry: "I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard tonight with Cass."
Sam: "Niiiiiiice."

by The Third Monkey August 16, 2011

drive fast take chances

The phrase 'Drive Fast Take Chances' was originally coined by Phred Doolittle, NSP. Typically used when parting ways with a respected comrade, prior to an impactful sortie. Due to the deeper meaning and significance behind the simple words composing this phrase, 'Drive Fast, Take Chances' has made its way into popular culture, including media, music and film.

Bro One: "It was good to see you tonight, it has been a while!"
Bro Two: "It can be really hard to find free time these days, with all the work I'm doing with the Movement."
Bro One: "The effort will be worth it in the end."
Bro Two: "For sure. I've gotta roll, there are minds to enlighten and daylight will be here soon."
Bro One: "Drive fast take chances."

by M. House July 13, 2014

Personally, I wouldn't take that

The phrase tiktok uses in the comments when the video shows someone confronting the the tiktoker, inciting they would hurt the person in question.

Homeless man: "can you spare 4 bucks for some food?"
Tik tok commenters: "Personally, I wouldn't take that"

by Knight Steaktits June 27, 2022

Take The Only Way Out

Suicide

Did you know that it's a crime to attempt suicide? It's getting harder and harder for people to Take The Only Way Out.

by squishy nuts February 18, 2009

Taking candy from a baby

Making a decision to do the responsible thing. Requires a lot of willpower.

Taking candy from a baby is actually a responsible thing to do, because the baby could choke on it.

by MellyShelly May 14, 2020

Nah, i'll take a pass

To mentally shit down someones esophagus by declining an offer/order.

Teacher - "CLEAN UP THE TABLES!"
Smart-Ass Student - *whispers to friend* "Nah, i'll take a pass."
(The student ends up cleaning anyways)

by HentaiWithTheHortons November 20, 2017