Socks

a chaotic 5’0 “soft” wannabe British lad that wears sunglasses inside and likes to impress people by his can opening skills. Also the annoying little brother of any friend group.

Person 1: aye you seen socks anywhere?
Person 2: you mean that insane five foot tall gremlin who ran through here searching for a compass with the force of an angry god?
Person 1: that’s the one!

by Gaygayhomosexualgay April 10, 2021

Wet Socks

A bad situation you come into and don't want to deal with because it causes a chain of events.

Dropping my car off at the Mechanic's gave me wet socks. They said it was the engine; now it's the radiator.

by Soothingmemeguy55 November 11, 2022

down to the sock

"Down to the sock" is mostly used when you are asking someone to hang out, or when you are asking someone if they are actually going to something.

Are you Down to the sock going to do that?

Are you down to sock going to the park?

by J0zy April 5, 2017

Chinese Fightin Socks

Low cut running socks, sometimes called ped socks, fit just above the heel collar of your shoe. Low cut socks are often the choice for runners that want to avoid the hassle of their sock slipping too low in their running shoes but don't want the sock above their ankle bone.

This dude just tried me so I had to put on my Chinese Fightin Socks

by Christina Lounsberry May 27, 2022

Wind sock

The one pubic hair that is left behind that a guy can see when he is hitting from the back

Yoooo...the waxer left a wind sock when I was doing Sharon!

by 94Lex October 13, 2019

Poop sock

A sock filled with poop from a sewer underneath west seventh street in st Paul

Man, last night Betty was acting up so I slapped her with a poop sock

by fckingcheez January 29, 2021

Beat to the socks

Extremely tired and physically worn out.

I worked 12 hours yesterday in the hot, humid weather cutting grass and trimming trees and now I am just “ Beat to the Socks, yo. Just leave me alone and let me sleep, church.

by Grinder58 June 4, 2023