Retarded. Having a gpa under a 2.0. Not being able to get laid even though the person tries constantly.
Luke: Dude I totally got laid last night! I brought this girl back to my house and gave her the beans!
Dan: Of course, dude. You're the real diehl.
Dan: Of course, dude. You're the real diehl.
by the man 1010 February 06, 2009
by panquisha October 18, 2019
by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 30, 2020
The catchphrase of a bum from Benton Harbor Michigan, used as an exclamation for a perceived win. Usually these "wins" are actually catastrophic losses, like driving 9 hours to see a bitch but instead of hitting it firing up Youtube.
I smashed that crackhead from the back while she was still flicking the lighter, Huuuuuuuuuuuuhhh 4 REAL!
by Keoni-san October 28, 2021
When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)
Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF
by Dee-endah June 12, 2023
Oh shit I don't know. I mean I told you families and communities were weaponizing schizophrenia against people and then I re-framed it to be me-centric.
Hym "Is it me? Am I the motherfucker that is not real? I feel pretty real. That mf is not real lady might have to crossover between my thing. It's only going to get worst from here. You don't know how many people it's killed. One way or the other. Suicides. Murders. School shootings. You're not keeping track. You see the short term effects and think 'Oh this is great I can control my kids now.' Or 'Oh great I can punish people who are resistant to "corrective feedback" ' and you don't keep track of the 'oh shit he just had a meltdown on a plane.' Or the 'Oh shit he just shot up a school after watching some Tim pool' or 'Oh shit that's like the first transgender male shooting ever! And it's in direct response to a guy who is not only weaponizing schizophrenia but called for a holy war.' And here we are. And here I am. I am real plane lady. And I'm everywhere now. Your kids aren't save. You're not safe. All you can do is hope that you're not on the wrong side of it. You'll all break before I will! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
by gangg. May 08, 2023