Purple lovin'

A ridiculously strong drink which, when combined, turns a slightly scary colour purple. It has an aniseed taste (because of the aftershock) but is not that difficult to swallow. This drink is NOT recommended without ice or to be served at anything but below room temperature. Ingredients required:
1 large (pint) glass
A few ice cubes
2 shots of red Aftershock
2 shots of blue Aftershock
1 bottle of Smirnoff Ice (lemonade-vodka alcopop)

Pour shots over ice, then mix Smirnoff Ice in well with stirrer (preferably your finger for true authenticity).

Do you remember anything about last night?

No, nothing after that Purple Lovin'

by Sp1cybeef August 1, 2012

Purple onion

A vagina of African descent.

Jake: "hey man, I finally had sex with a black girl"
Chad: "so you finally got some purple onion?"
Jake: "what?"
Chad: "yea, man didnt you look down while you were getting it in?"

by The real professor plum July 8, 2023

purple nut mole

That feeling when Ashlee can’t spell

Damn she purple on my nut till I mole aka purple nut mole

by Bc2292 June 16, 2023

Purple

The color of grass- also a definition to prove someone wrong

Just because I say the grass is purple, doesn't mean it's true

by Drwilson23 April 26, 2022

Purple kane

Purple dick

He has a purple kane

by Dr wankinyoureye May 30, 2021

Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot

Use this if you wanna, for some reason, knock up a robot

Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot

by Ohio rizzler 69420 December 23, 2023

Purple Berliner

A telescopic dildo like sex toy, it is a lazer guided fuck rod that WILL ruin your life. Bypasses the G-spot and heads straight for the Z-spot somewhere near your heart

"hey girl, you're walkin kinda funny, sup?"

" he gave me the ol' purple berliner... i think i'm bleeding! "

by PenileSage February 7, 2010