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poop poo train

The ancient Mach-1 Skytrains in Vancouver. The front and back of each car have a small door, and when looking at that in combination of the shape of the train around that door, it looks just like an outhouse. Not only that, it has been known in the past and still occurs occasionally, to function as one, where people will use the space of where the fold down seats are just behind the small door, to take a poo poo!

These old poop poo trains are also known as boobie trains, crying trains, chicken slaughter trains.
1. Oh no, I just got poop-sandwiched by the poop poo train, had I been a little earlier or later to arrive at the station I would have boarded a Mach2 or Mach3 train!

2. If you see a pair of jeans, clothing, or bag left behind at the "outhouse area" of the poop poo train, do not touch it! It is likely to be covering up someone's turd!

3. Guess the people who designed the train wasn't paying attention to prevent it from becoming a poop poo train!!!
by nimbys_suck October 16, 2018
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Poo Tongue Lizard

When performing oral sex on the anus and become surprised by the excrement on your tongue resulting in a similar appearance to the Australian Blue Tongue Lizard.
Aussie cunt #1: “Ahh mate had a shocker last night ya”

Aussie cunt #2: “Shit, what happened mate?

Aussie cunt #1: “So last night me and me misses tried eating ass and I turned into a Poo Tongue lizard”

Aussie cunt #2: “Haha.. well that’s shitty”

Aussie cunt #1: “Fuck off cunt
by Skaternator May 23, 2018
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Kung Poo Fart

the act of yelling "Waaah-TAH" and abruptly farting right after, sometimes resulting in taking a dump on ones self.
Bill: attack! WAHHTAHHH *farts*
Bob: .....nice Kung Poo Fart o____O
by Dmizzado93 September 18, 2011
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Colin Poo

a boii with long blonde hair that is very sexxi and hott and i love him very very much!!!!!!!!
a hott boi named colin poo hehe
by LIZZZZZZZZZ March 17, 2005
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poo-licker

person who consents to being defecated on and the eats the fecal matter.
Shut it, you poo-licker
by Dr Greenthumb April 22, 2003
mugGet the poo-lickermug.

poo-nuts

a humourus insult to call close friends and loved ones- a term of endearment. Similar to "spaz"

Can also be used to refer to someone who is homosexual (male)
Hey poonuts what are you up too?

He's a poo-nuts
by aussie1 August 23, 2007
mugGet the poo-nutsmug.

meanest poo

After one has taken a shit and noticing that it just happens to be the most foul smelling, grotesque looking, massive dirty dump they could have ever taken. This usually follows after one has eaten as much fruit, meat and candy one can.
Jerry: Yo Tony, you'll never believe what happened yesterday.

Greg: I bet I can guess. Only one thing could happen after you ate more than my camel.

Tony: Oh, now I know.

Jerry: It was the meanest poo i've ever had. The smell knocked out my wife.
by thetryplethreat November 6, 2010
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