A low-class, cretin male who earns very little income. The pizza boy attempts to seduce women through lies and deceit, and is often reluctant to spend any money in this pursuit. If possible, the pizza boy will have the woman purchase things for him instead, especially drinks.
Jason: We in here poppin’ bottles, takin’ flights, drivin’ the best cars … these pizza boys could never.
by jraindagoat October 24, 2022
Get the Pizza Boymug. He gave me $50 for these high resolution photos of Spiderman, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that? Buy a couple pizzas?
by Solid Mantis May 2, 2021
Get the Pizzasmug. 
When one orders a pizza, and lays the warm box on their chest as they eat it; keeping them warm in the process...
by Socks and box June 26, 2016
Get the pizza blanketmug. When a dude pulls out and finishes into an empty pizza box and yells “it’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno!”
Man, last night Jackie and I went to picklemans last night and on the way back we dropped the pizza.
by stlbill2018 March 22, 2022
Get the Dropped the pizzamug. 1. Severe open dick wounds, making the dick look like a pepperoni pizza
2. An insult used to describe someone being incredibly painful to be around, like having a dick pizza
2. An insult used to describe someone being incredibly painful to be around, like having a dick pizza
by Extendedmeme December 28, 2019
Get the Dick Pizzamug. by Nonsensical definitions February 24, 2021
Get the Pizzamug.