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Pizza Boy

A low-class, cretin male who earns very little income. The pizza boy attempts to seduce women through lies and deceit, and is often reluctant to spend any money in this pursuit. If possible, the pizza boy will have the woman purchase things for him instead, especially drinks.
Jason: We in here poppin’ bottles, takin’ flights, drivin’ the best cars … these pizza boys could never.
by jraindagoat October 24, 2022
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Pizzas

He gave me $50 for these high resolution photos of Spiderman, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that? Buy a couple pizzas?
by Solid Mantis May 2, 2021
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Pizza

Pizza is so sexy
by That_One_Weird_Person May 13, 2015
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pizza blanket

When one orders a pizza, and lays the warm box on their chest as they eat it; keeping them warm in the process...
I'm going to go home and watch netfix and lay under my pizza blanket.
by Socks and box June 26, 2016
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Dropped the pizza

When a dude pulls out and finishes into an empty pizza box and yells “it’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno!”
Man, last night Jackie and I went to picklemans last night and on the way back we dropped the pizza.
by stlbill2018 March 22, 2022
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Dick Pizza

1. Severe open dick wounds, making the dick look like a pepperoni pizza
2. An insult used to describe someone being incredibly painful to be around, like having a dick pizza
Kyle has a total dick pizza
by Extendedmeme December 28, 2019
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Pizza

That delicious party food that is garunteed to give you a stomach ache
Adjective - that was really pizza

Noun - that hit like pizza does
by Nonsensical definitions February 24, 2021
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