pickled poop

when you are about to leave for vacation and have to defecate , as soon as you defecate in the washroom and leave , you forget to flush. The poor pile of stool stays in the toilet water and marinates for the duration of your vacation and develops a sharp fermented odour from the remnants of the meal you ate on the day you were about to leave.

When you return from vacation and examine your stool , you find it beautifully pickled and ready to be savored.

That ladies and gentlemen is pickled poop.

Sir Ronald Bartholomew Daquavius Jamal Rubus the Ninety-Eighth : Damn Nigga thats my 2 month old shit.

Random ass poop inspector : Yes Sir , that is a fine specimen of collection of pickled poop.

by 47akg47 July 11, 2023

tasty pickle

The act of putting pickle juice on a man's dick and then blowing him

Gave a tasty pickle

by Tasty pickle May 03, 2016

tickling a pickle

1.) the act of anything making you happy

2.) someone giving you that sloppy toppy yum yum stuff

1.) "when i finally found what i was looking for i was tickling a pickle"

2.) "Katelyn sure did tickle my pickle last night"

by Ur_Ex_Gf's_New_Mommy69 February 21, 2023

Like a pickle

A sarcastic outcome or answer to a situation where an individual had trouble deciding between two different outcomes or answers

Q: How was dinner with your in-laws?

A: Like a pickle!

by ~Goddess~ April 02, 2017

Honey Pickle

A toxic and awful person that pretends to be nice until they get what they want after which revealing they are indeed pickle

Yeah he just used me for sex he's such a honey pickle

by Pturner693 November 18, 2021

Breezy Pickle

The sexual act of farting on someone's penis.

Feeling a fart coming on during foreplay, Rachel asked Tom of she could give him a breezy pickle

by Tom ShitOnMaDick September 15, 2022

Pickle Penis

Referring to the fermentation, and aged characteristics of an elderly penis.

Ya honey, Aldrich has the finest Johnson.. he got that pickle penis.

-TMG

by 76BURN November 19, 2021