Long Jeffrey

(n) Erection. An erect penis. Hard-on. Boner.

Can't a guy just get a long jeffrey while making out?

by bonethegreat August 19, 2014

long schlong

a word used by people with very small genitalia in order to describe their own.

¨I have a long schlong my dude.¨
¨no you dont its actually very small you dumb fucking idiot.¨

by anonymous crab May 13, 2021

Long

The name Long is a boy's name of Chinese, Vietnamese origin meaning "dragon". Cool dude.

To call someone Long

by baruska_muska November 21, 2021

long grass

A slang word referring to money

yo dude i ain't have a enough long grass to go out there

by AyMan Dny August 6, 2020

long-prong thong

A person who is constantly bored. They don’t like what used to entertain them, they have zero exercise, zero power in their brain's battery, zero oxygen… They are basically a zerozerozerozerozerozero.

Please, anyone who is in here, tell my brother to do something real because I don’t like him being a long-prong thong anymore!

by bluestinger66 March 13, 2024

Five long years

That's how long it took us to get Harvest back.

At first it was going well. Then setback after setback... Loss after loss... Made what was going to be a quick and decisive win... Into five long years of hell.

by LOOOOOOOOOOONG WOOOOOOOOOOORD November 12, 2022

Wing Long

Someone with a massive schlong and would destroy max's sister

Massive schlong must be Wing Long!

by ===========8 August 21, 2021