Mud Pie

The act of pooping in a girl's vagina and then eating the poop off of her shit covered muff.

i gave my girl a mud pie last night. It tasted like shit, but it was the best experience of my life.

by BigClam_69 March 27, 2015

Mud pie

When you give your girlfriend laxatives and then anal her.

Erick: yo i bough some laxatives today and was thinking about trying a mud pie

Josh: thats sick bro just make sure she gives you head afterwards
Erick: thats genius bro

by Skirka October 31, 2021

crud mud

In a bad position.

You're in some crud mud right now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Mud lake

The aftermath of shitting during or immediately following a rimjob.

Michelle left a mud lake on Toms bed while he was rimming her.

The mud lake was a nice relief after the rimjob Mike gave me.

by Moist oyster June 18, 2019

Mud snail

Thst act of taking a dump on your SO’s back in a swirl (ice cream like) formation. And then allowing it to slid down their back and leave a snail trail.

Boy: damn, kate is a freak.
Other boy: oh really what did she do on her last tinder date this time?

Boy: she mud snailed the poor guy
Other boy: damn you rite she is a freak....what’s her number again???

by Gabbagabbayoyo March 15, 2018

Japanese mud mask

The act of a morbidly obese person sitting on someone’s face and farting after not wiping their ass for an extended period of time

My face was so exfoliated after big Bertha showed me a Japanese mud mask

by DroolyAkaFarmerJohn March 26, 2023

Mud flap tap

A process when two males hold there penis and swing there balls back and forth causing them to tap

Me and my friend was in the gym and we celebrated with a mud flap tap

by Flogrownswildside April 2, 2024