Lazing on a G-spot money spurt.

Person who enjoys a strong, steady income for which he doesn't have to work. 'G-spot' here relating to a brawny and prolific current or stream or vein or artery - as in the mining or oil-rigging industry - the lucky son of a bitch has financially struck. The most descriptive metaphor here being probably nerve.

Ashley is found by his suit and tie-wearing friends on a weekday reclining beside his pool. After upbraiding him jealously for his indolence, which he clearly can afford, his friends, just before leaving, and vowing snippily never to visit him again, mutter among themselves that not everybody is 'lazing on a G-spot money spurt.'

by Bleypunkt April 29, 2009

money spanker

1) Derogatory British term for a foolish/idiotic/stupid person. Synonym of wanker.
2) A delicious alcoholic drink best described on BrokeAss Gourmet.

You're a fucking wanker, you money spanker!

by trojan_marxist May 4, 2009

Bulldog Money

The Money Donated In A Box For Smokes Or Marijuana

Yo man we need some bulldog money shyt to pik up some dogers and shyt

by Edward Sir Charles October 14, 2007

money-depression

Currently over 3 million people in the US suffer from money-depression. Over %25 of people in the US have at one time suffered from money-depression. Usually money-depression is alleviated when someone suffering from the syndrome publicly attacks someone of a higher social standing.

Charles: My extreme money-depression has led me to sell my summer house, dear chap.

John: Fuck you, I have fucking $20 in my bank account and two eviction notices taped to my door! Go to hell and die you Brit Money-anus!

by Imatworkrightnow February 23, 2009

Shaq Money

When a married athlete pays his side women money to keep quiet about the affair.

She's livin large on all that Shaq Money.


Kobe should have paid that bitch the Shaq Money so he wouldn't have went to court.

by wallywest517 August 29, 2008

Money Gripper Tight

Stunna that doesn't want to let go of your money, let alone his.

Yo dogg, that homie right there is money gripper tight, he don't let no scrippa go.

by Big Izzle October 19, 2008

Too money

Too money: too gaudy, unapologetically riche hood.

Too money is the bridge between ratchet and bourgeois.

"'To the World' is too money, Kanye's a fucking try hard

"Bob wanted to make it rain Olde English after finals, but that's way too money for me. I don't fuck with malt liquor."

by Gurkman March 27, 2013