French marching song

Most of the goofy-assest songs ever

There is a French marching song about onions and how the Austrians can’t have them

by Paulmackooky June 13, 2022

French Toasted

Clean way of saying "fucked up" or "screwed up"

Bro: Dude, I totally French toasted that history test.
Dude: I aced it Bro, but fucked up the physics lab.

by Licensed_Nerd December 5, 2018

French

Someone who is crazy and doesn’t know what personal space is and asks rapid fire questions about where you live

Normal person 1: hey look over there, that kid is going around and standing annoying close to all the people he is talking to and trying to get all their personal information.

Normal person 2: he must be French.

Normal person 1: now he’s touching them even tho he just met them.

Normal person 2: he’s 100% French

by Josephine of Arch 1234567 June 26, 2024

Frenched

To absolutely ruin or soil something. Or spill French onion dip on someone’s floor.

Yeah Danny, Tad absolutely frenched you.

Or,

Damn they absolutely frenched my room.

by Grabeast69 November 15, 2023

French Horn of Africa

frenCH ˈhôrn of æf rɪ.kə
noun.
The act of fellatio on a man (classically of African origin or descent) while simultaneously inserting one's hand into their anus in analogous fashion to the manner in which the musical instrument is played.

Lattrell had a very severe erection when he gave Demarcus a french Horn of Africa

by FrenchStewartHorn September 11, 2023

French Sword Fight

When a girl (who is secretly a guy) starts scissoring another girl (who’s also secretly a guy,) and they both try to surprise penetrate at the same time but the cocks just end up bouncing off each other.

So I tried to fuck this chick but turns out it was a guy, so we just ended it in a French Sword Fight.

by QWERTYiOP56 October 10, 2018

French office meeting

Verb: The act of a lady being in the middle stall of a restroom, getting fucked in the mouth via 1 glory hole, and getting fucked in the cooch or ass via another glory hole.

If a man is in that middle position, that's called a Roman Salute.

I'm on my period, so I used the rear end for the french office meeting. Unfortunately, I also ate taco bell, so he got some poop noodle.

by Velvet Condoms January 25, 2025