I have got a chubby

Mildly stimulated penis , with enough interest in it to begin to engorge, but not quite enough to facilitate a full boner.

Enough however to exclaim I have got a chubby.

Yes, she’s reasonably tidy , not in the league of a 500 dollar hooker maybe, but to be fair I have got a chubby .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

You Have A Long Toungue

Saying things that you never intend on doing.

On Holidays:
Banji: I am going to buy a house here on this cliff.
THE NEXT DAY:
Banji: I should really get a house here.
RETURNED HOME FROM HOLIDAYS

Conclusion:
Aryan: BANJI, YOU HAVE A LONG TOUNGUE.

by AryanTheWordArtist January 28, 2019

I would have to tap the declaration of independence 📜 And Print Out The Coat Of Arms Three Times.

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Person 0: I would have to tap the declaration of independence 📜 And Print Out The Coat Of Arms Three Times.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

His legs have gone

Said of an ageing footballer to mock their lack of pace or just general washedness

"His legs have gone" - Jamie Carragher, talking about Casemiro at Manchester United

by Untar la Manteca February 22, 2025

Fuck you but have a nice day

When a nice guy wants to tell somebody that he should fuck off.

Some Random Asshole:Hey Nice guy you suck ass

Nice guy: well fuck you but have a nice day

by DxLtV June 19, 2021

why don’t i have a boyfriend yet

Cuz you single Af or u have no mans

“She doesn’t have a BF yet”Boy 1
“Cuz she has no mans and she is single af” girl

Why don’t I have a boyfriend yet

by SkinnyPenisBoi August 10, 2018

Having an eclipse

To display erratic behaviors or act uncharacteristically.

Did you see Chad twerking uncontrollably earlier in the candle aisle at Walmart? He's totally having an eclipse.

by tenaciousN229 April 05, 2024