golden tavern

A sexual act similar to a golden shower, with the exception that the act is performed in a bed and the recipient sleeps in the bed post coitus.

I took Janice home after we went to the bar last night, but we were both so shitfaced that I didn't realize she'd given me a golden tavern until the next morning.

by Dink Donk McClinkclonk August 11, 2018

Golden Stairs

An act where a man stands at the top of stairs while a girl is laying at the bottom with her mouth open, the man then urinates on the stairs as the urine trickles down into her mouth.

Yea bro, i gave her the Golden Stairs.

by Blumpmefineshyt November 21, 2024

Golden Gate Bridge

A thin layer of non-hygienic eczema, (worn biker leather-skin located on the Fumundercarriage of a 19th century immortal House Madame Speaker. While standing on the head is easily Located between a 155 Howitzer artillery Shell, converted IED’d blown gripper free rusty dusty, and a shoe stretcher Sasquatch haired rot vagina marinated in a 5 day old fermenting muddy Diaper, infused Dingle Berries, Muddy Waters, cotton Balls and FUMUNDA cheese. Only located in San Francisco with a Hazardous waste warnings the shirt right by the belly button. It’s where the nipple is. WOKE CULTS USE WITH CAUTION. A MASK WON’T WORK Blue Hair Dye collected from overflowed Super Bowl Port a Potty’s work well and Pouring the infected areas(the whole body) with Mad Dog 20/20 Purple Passion does work. See a woke Democrat for experienced info on this matter since all comments have the only one right answer.

Are you about close to the GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE, I Smell rotten seafood. Man, I THINK SKANKY SQUANKY Pelosi’s visiting from her home town of DC

by N’awlins Shed Honky August 18, 2022

Golden week

When a team wins a championship, they don’t do NOTHING except celebrate and party for a whole week.

It’s the golden week! That’s mean we drinking all week long.

by Ok coo! November 27, 2023

Golden Retriever

Someone who is typically called Luc. Not only do they have a personality of a golden retriever but also pees like one.

And shits.

In BUSHES

Luc: "I really needed to pee should I just golden retriever it?"

by C<3L4EVA January 18, 2023

Golden amber wax

What people who think they know about weed talk about.

Hey have you ever tried golden amber wax smoking it inflates my already stuck up ego.

by Mad troll20 November 6, 2016

Golden

To be a try hard twat

You’re a golden

by anonymous April 21, 2021