face eater

a person who sucks the energy out of another, usually will find a person with a problem or a tragedy, get them to tell the story and (then) suck the life out of them. Face Eaters are easy to spot...the person who seems to be listening intently to someone telling a personal story, but they are staring at the persons mouth (as if to suck the words out) and they are standing way, way too close to the person speaking

hey, Sally broke up with her boyfriend and is telling her friend Whitney over there in the corner. God! could Whitney be standing any closer to Sally? Whats wrong with Sally's face? What a fuckin face eater that Whitney is!! she's swelling up like a damn puffer fish!

by clarkfarley October 31, 2011

Dumb Face

When a person (usually a man) has a "look" as if they are almost a retard but are actually quite normal, maybe even above average in intellegence. Yet, they have a face that nearly resembles a mongoloid. They are not dumb, they just have dumb face.

Peyton is not a tard! He just has Dumb Face!

by ChristopherCook October 15, 2007

take it to the face

A) When someone is eating food very fast
B) When someone is drinking alcohol

C) When a girl gets skeeted on in the face or sucks a dick

A) Yo Nati Legend slow down a stop taking that burrito to the face.
B) I'm taking it to the face tonight!! (implying you will be drinking but don't want ur RA to overhear what ur talking about.)
C) I am going to be taking it to the face with my boyfriend tonight.
D) Take it to the face Guddie

by bgg February 20, 2011

Penis Face

The art of drawing a penis; and turning into a face. Whether it be smiling, frowning, or nuetral. A penis face always, always ALWAYS has eyelashes.

I was doodling a penis on my desk; and when the teacher walked by, totally turned into a penis face. I am THE BOMB.

by TheLoneBanana April 10, 2010

Lenny Face

Face used as a 'meme' usually involved in spam, no one knows how it originated

Twitch Streamer- "what is up with all the Lenny Face spam?"

by MerRudPuhndah August 5, 2015

punched in the face

When you drink mass amounts of liquor quickly, and you feel the same until 15 minutes later when it crushes yo' face. Hence, the liquor metaphorically punches you right in the face.

Drinker: Yo, I just chugged 99 bananas and I don't feel a thing.
Boozehound: Wait till you get punched in the face so hard!

by Estep March 30, 2009

rot face

A word meaning to have really bad zits on the face

Oh my gosh, Laura is such a rot face. Its time she washed her face with clearasil!

by Urban Inmate October 30, 2005