split the dog

To masturbate violently

Sorry boss cant work tomorrow it gonna be a split the dog kinda day

by Sonny bertram February 13, 2019

Dog-Dumped

When your girlfriend dumps you because she is more into her dog than you.

I cant believe I just got dog-dumped!

by palsyclaw October 28, 2009

Dog Crip

The Greatest music group of all time, FUCK JALYN HEATER, MJN, PLEXINE AND THE BANDLAB DISCORD SERVER

Have you heard the new jackboy song? It's on the dog crip yt channel!!

by Jaxxer Nation January 30, 2022

bagging dog

when you want to kiss someone so bad because they are so sexy and hot

cj wants to kiss avery like the bagging dog

by forkoutlet November 25, 2020

Dog Sick

Very fucking ill. Like how dogs poop and puke everywhere.

Dude, I'm dog sicks right now

by MilkmanMilkSteak January 4, 2013

hero the dog

A badass dog that is mexican but has as japanese name that likes to pee on 13-38 year olds

Ohh man Hero the dog peed on me again

by Aoden October 17, 2017

Gummy Dog

A dog with big gums.

Oh shit! Gummy dog is coming around the corner!

by Maxwell 273747 November 25, 2021