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tech touch of death

What someone has when they break technology or gadgets easily just by touching or holding it. Usually women have it more than men.
Guy1: Dude, I lent my laptop to your girlfriend for five minutes and it already broke! Is every girl so bad with technology?
Guy2: Yeah, they all got the tech touch of death.
by aileronrider07 July 6, 2010
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dessert death grip

when a person gets high on meth and watches porn and can't turn loose of his cock
Ol dude was smoking meth an broke his dick watching porn said he had the dessert death grip on it.
by midnight_tweaker March 3, 2015
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queen elizabeth death

mình là mây has done something really bad and caused the death of queen Elizabeth.
"you know queen elizabeth death ?"
"yeah mình là mây caused it!"
by thulonto September 26, 2022
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Character Death Depression

When a fictional character in literally anything with a story dies, making you depressed or feeling ill because you had a strong connection with them. This also ties with bad points in stories where death didn't need to happen a character who could have been saved.
Dude I am soooo upset Phin dies! He could have saved her but he didn't! Now I feel sick and it won't leave my mind for what feels like eternity! I have Character Death Depression now!
by Rntnthegr8 December 17, 2020
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Attacking the Death Star

Making a menstruating woman deep-throat your dick so far causing her to vomit. Then, immediately inserting the dick in her anus (using the vomit as lube) for sex, pulling out and then putting your penis in her vagina to continue sex, and finally pulling out your dick now saturated in vomit, shit, and menstrual fluid and inserting it back into the anus for ejaculation and leaving her with an anal creampie with all of the above.

Throwjob + Butt Fuck + Crimson Tide + Anal Creampie in that order = Attacking the Death Star
Bro: "How'd that Tinder date go last night with that thottie?

Friend: "I spent the night attacking the death star and she was all into it.
by xyulie January 22, 2018
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Red Stain of Death

Red Stain of Death (Noun) \'red-ˈstān-əv-ˈdeth\

The inevitable stain left by a container, usually the pitcher one brewed red Kool-Aid in, on a counter top or other surface. This often occurs when pouring the drank and some of the liquid runs down the outside of the pitcher. The stain will never come out and and will appear as a red ring. This popular drink comes in packets and boasts a mascot who is a humanized glass pitcher of red Kool-Aid.
Kid 1: My parents are going to kill me!
Kid 2: Why?
Kid 1: I got the Red Stain of Death on the laminate counter top!
Kid 2: Dump the evidence and wash the pitcher!
by Homepage January 10, 2014
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mothers death wish

collective ignorance, psycological abandonment of enlightenmnet, liberation, human consciousness on earth. a shared will by deraged trogledytes to evacuate the garden of eden, or whats lef tof it to meet their maker seperated from their brothers and sisters, the sky the wind and rain and all the plants and animals we have been so undeservedly endowed with
John: is billy coming out to party? christine likes him and i told him i'd introduce him to coke.

Jeff: no he's actually spending the weekend at a biblical retreat, niggas got a bad case of mothers death wish.
by el padrone November 10, 2019
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