two-car-party

A party , usually a family party, where the male host requests that the guys bring two cars so their significant others can leave with the kids, and the guys can stay and get shitfaced and shit.

Sully had a two-car-party for his boy last weekend.
They had some jumpy thing bullshit but the wife took the rugrats home around 8 and we stayed up all night playing hold 'em and doin' shots of Jameson.

by Jefe32 April 10, 2008

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bumper car

Breaking up with somebody and then getting an immediate new partner.

Person 1: OMG, Did you see how Kanye bumper carred Taylor for Kim?
Person 2: IK, I can't believe he did that.

by CeilingFan2040 October 16, 2023

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Crimson Car Club

a group founded by two University of Alabama students, renowned for its catchprase "Encouraging bad financial decisions with like minded intellects"

"Yo Griffen, I joined Crimson Car Club last month, now my savings is completely gone!!! At least my car is dope."

by jt_289 February 22, 2021

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Internet Car

A vehicle, usually found on Instagram or TikTok, lowered to the point of almost un-driveability. These cars are usually built to look appealing for audiences on various social media sites but are often terrible and unsafe to drive in real world applications. They may have flashy 3 piece wheels and an expensive body kit, or may be mismatching stock wheels and multicoloured panels, or various states in between. These cars most likely have banners or stickers showing support to various car clubs or groups they are apart of.

Did you see how low that car is? How does it even drive??

That’s just an internet car. There’s no way it’s driven daily.

by stonce tiem August 17, 2023

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