Iron-bar

When a middle aged (Russian) man heats up an anvil over a stove for 3 hours on 350 degrees then puts his dick on the anvil and smacks it with a hammer. After it is heated up the man hits his significant other with it in the act of sexual intercourse.

Jacob: Hey man what kind of moves do you use in bed with your wife?

Russian: Have you tried the iron-bar? It works like a charm.

by Johnporkconnoisseur November 9, 2025

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Bars

Some nigga speaking fax

Carter“Ayo that’s one fatass bitch”

Owen”Bars”

by chunkynuts420 May 2, 2021

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Balcony Bar

A bar top table that fits onto standard railings, turning boring balconies into a bar!

We just got a Views 'balcony bar', and it's turned our boring outdoor space into balcony bliss.

by barlover987654321 January 16, 2023

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dairy bar

it’s a guy thing; the boys can’t say

“yooo you just got dairy bar’d”

by trey_boi March 20, 2021

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Lemon bar

A term, sometimes derogatory, meaning a bisected person.

Stacy: “See dave, he’s a total lemon bar”
Dave: “So what, who cares”

by UrbanDictionaryIsAWebsite July 12, 2023

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Barred the fuck Out

Used to describe something that is absolutely ridiculous or something that is so dumb it makes your head spin like a top.

Jimmy: “man did you see Chadwick from sig fag last night”
Eduardo: “hell yeah, I saw him run up to some chick, take her thong off with his mouth, and proceed to run around her in circles yelling “I got your nose, no more coke for you too big fucking idiot!”
Jimmy: yeah dude that was Barred the fuck Out.

by Daddyreveal24 April 17, 2023

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