No u

The phrase that is commonly used to end someone’s life or career

Customer: “You’re a queer”
Cashier: “no u”
Customer: *gets arrested*

by Jahseh onfroy March 11, 2018

Will snatch that from you when u come

Will snatch that from you when u come

Will snatch that from you when u come lol 😂

by Lilalou May 4, 2018

u mom gay

it's when u accuse a person to have a gay mom

u mom gay you little kiddo

by funny stuff u nab December 2, 2019

Wait till u see the test

Some phrase a teacher tell's a student especially in PE who doesn't do any work or studying in that class just because they know the work isn't for a grade. And thinks its just a period to have fun, play sports and talk with your friends etc. But in reality at the end of the quarter or whenever they have a test they will be shocked and wont know jack shit and will fuck up not only on the test but might fail the whole class as a consequence

Coach: Fritz you working
Other student: you know he never does work
Coach says to Fritz: just wait till u see the test

Fritz shouts: oh theres a test!!!
Classmate: yes dumbass
Fritz: its for a grade!!!
Classmate: yes stupid dumbass wake up and smell the coffee

by itsyoboifritz2004 October 2, 2018

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someone who spams alot

Jack is a &U-=80up;y90otg98ir76

by iamalexiliporer November 3, 2020

no u

The ultimate comeback to any argument. It's origins are unkown and has been thought to be part of an ancient ritual. Only use as a last resort, as it can be very dargerous and destructive when spoken.

"Shut up

"no u"
Everyone on earth: *dies*

by sticman9 August 24, 2022

No u

The best comeback.

Hater: I HOPE YOU DIE IN A PIT OF FIRE11!!!!!111
Me: No u

by OliviaisstephaniexD October 29, 2018