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R.u.e.f.s 

Rampant Uncontrollable and Extremely Frequent Stiffie

The kind a 15 year old boy gets at cheer leading camp, he just cant help it,

Guy 1: Man i had the R.u.e.f.s so bad in yoga the other day. Those chicks in the tight spandex pants man! Whew, barely got out of there alive.

Guy 2: Yoga? What a homo...
R.u.e.f.s by Josef Mac Ice Master November 28, 2007
Related Words
urban dictionary ur mom uwu Ugly unicorn uber u urban U.S.A ur mum

Hand u a stack 

To fuck someone up, or to beat someone until dey are utterly unable 2 move
Mallam jordan:taleem you kant beat me!
Taleem: Im bout 2 hand u a stack mallam jordan if u don't stop playin

P.U.W.M.S. 

Putting Up With Men's Shit
I need to take a walk, i'm tired of p.u.w.m.s.
P.U.W.M.S. by twistedmind23 February 4, 2010

C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S. 

Crushed Under The Weight Of The Enormous Bullshit

When you are trapped in a situation that is overwhelmingly bleak and unescapable. There is no option to move. No option to escape. No alternatives.

Also, a song by a band called Reuben.
Bill: I have got a massive fucking deadline that I've got no chance of making and a hundred status meetings to go to instead of actually finishing the work!
Ted: So you are C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.
Bill: The bullshit is absolutely enormous!

o u rite 

Something you say when a person is right.

Can be used to annoy
Hey Amy is really sexy!

O u rite
o u rite by Queef345 January 19, 2015

R.U.T.T.S. 

R.U.T.T.S. .......... Republicans Unable To Think Syndrome
That person must have R.U.T.T.S. as they are only able to repeat Fox News sound bites of the latest conservative propaganda, when will he learn to think for himself.
R.U.T.T.S. by Chicagodave November 4, 2015