happy life counseling

Counseling website

"Have you heard of the new counseling website called 'happy life counseling'?"

by Randomassbiatch May 23, 2019

Happy accident

When you realize you nutted in the wrong whole while hitting from behind. Or if you fucked up while painting.

"Oh it seems we have accidently drawn a penis on the painting. Just a happy little accident we got here, almost a happy accident as when Jeff Epstein died

by TheTrueGod666 August 6, 2022

Jolly happy

So fucking drunk and happy that you give away everything you own to strangers in one night.

Fucking joe was jolly happy and now we have no booze or money left to get the fuck out of here

by Sonny James 29 January 10, 2021

Happy birthday son, this is yours now.

The phrase that neglecting fathers use when begrudgingly handing over a present to their son.

"Happy birthday son, this is yours now." - Nathan Carter's father as he removes his watch

by dinnsdale September 30, 2018

Happy

How you get turned on by a weasley.

Ron is soooo funny that I’m so happy. Now let’s have sex.

by H2e November 17, 2021

happiness

The ultimate aspiration of both individual humans and human society as a whole. The main issue with the obstacles in our way? Every time we move past one, we build another three up for ourselves. And ambition is a terrible thing.

"I have all of these dreams, you know, but I think the only reason I have them is because I just want happiness in the end. That's it."

by AquaDragon29 February 9, 2023

Happy

A person who feels joy

Look how happy she is!

by Asshole._.666 May 15, 2018