kevin horton

A piece of shit on psn who says you're adopted and shut up a lot.

Kevin hortons a dick

by Terrariaboss3465 June 4, 2016

kevin

It means "much". like pretty much

You ok?
-Ya, I'm pretty kevin alright. Just having a mental breakdown.
LOL. Walk it off

by Emperor Wrath April 19, 2021

Kevin Martin

“Kevin probably knows a lot about getting through a breakuo and rejection”

We should ask Kevin Martin he would know what to do.

by Unknown@&$”)(?!&$ April 9, 2018

KEVIN MCCALISTER

When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:

Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself

Order pizza and hide the boxes

Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps

And set up traps for when your parents get home.

You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.

Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.

by Zachibald July 27, 2024

Kevin Magnussen

Supposedly a former F1 driver, but the reality is that he doesn't exist.

Daan: Look, a self-driving F1 car!
Nearrell: No, that's Kevin Magnussen!
Daan: What the fuck Nearrell! everybody knows Kevin Magnussen isn't real!

by daann45 January 24, 2022

Kevin

Something that is “bad”, used to refer to things or people that aren’t liked.

Yo Gurt, Ikiab ts so Kevin

by Yo: Gurt May 3, 2025

Getting a Kevin on

Getting turned on or aroused buying guns.

Or by collecting guns.

I'll be getting a Kevin on later today.

I think I'll get a Kevin on after while wanna join me ?

by The real one now September 18, 2021