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sam fallacy

The uncontrollable urge to assume that wanting to sleep with your friends' moms is just something everyone does. It's less about logic and more about projecting your own instincts onto the world.
"He said it like it was normal—classic Sam Fallacy vibes."
by Rusty767 January 1, 2025
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Sam

An all round great person. Extremely kind to everyone and the best person to be around. They give funny advice but also good advice. They don’t judge you. They don’t care what other people think of them and always seem very cheerful but deep down they are verry depressed and just looking for love. If you see them about they are always willing to say hello and give you a hug. You could spend hours on end with them. Don’t ever lose a SAM they are the best.
Hey I saw SAM in town today. He came over and gave me a hug and almost cried. He is so nice.
by TheFendtFahrer July 18, 2021
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Sam

Most are chill. But soem are little Arabic 2 faced assholes who think thier funny. They got sticks up their assses
Joey: Whose that skinny middle easter guy fucking his locker
Fred: fuck, that’s Sam don’t go near him, he’ll try and talk to u
by Ethan’s gay February 1, 2020
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Sam

stupid splat baby that ACTUALLY enjoys apple sauce, genuinely what the hell is wrong with sam
by juiceboxkw July 11, 2021
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Sam

Sam is COOL.
I met cool person...
U met Sam.
by GUY1927 February 28, 2022
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Sam

A jewish person who finds crab unapetizing and enjoys bullying others. Mostly found in middle schools and senior year, 'Sam' tends to target women and has many strong political opinions.
That guy is actin like a real Sam
by Basile Praestentia November 23, 2022
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Sam

Sam is the most caring loving person you will ever meet

Sam is super sexy and hot and no girl can walk past with out drooling over him
Girl 1- Sam is so hot

Girl 2- He's mine
by Pitkins lover August 1, 2021
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