the word retard is a little like Irman. Being Irman is like being retarded. So if you're an Irman, you're automatically retarded and obese.
You're such an retard right now
by bignamer hvh god January 26, 2020
Get the retardmug. 1. To brake, to decelerate, to slow down
2a. A person born with a mental condition
2b. An insult commonly used as a synonym to "a stupid person", referring to them as being retarded. (The mental condition, 2a) IT IS NOT A REAL SYNONYM, IT IS ONLY USED AS ONE.
2a. A person born with a mental condition
2b. An insult commonly used as a synonym to "a stupid person", referring to them as being retarded. (The mental condition, 2a) IT IS NOT A REAL SYNONYM, IT IS ONLY USED AS ONE.
1. "When you drive downhill, you need to retard to not gain too much speed."
2a. "Jeff is a retard, school is very hard for him."
2b. "He consumed a large amount of alcoholic beverages, and has now proceeded to operate a registered motorized vehicle, I consider him to be a retard."
2a. "Jeff is a retard, school is very hard for him."
2b. "He consumed a large amount of alcoholic beverages, and has now proceeded to operate a registered motorized vehicle, I consider him to be a retard."
by Huvudpersson July 24, 2017
Get the Retardmug. 
retard a word that used to be considered proper terminology way back in the day when referring to people with mental disabilities and intellectual disabilities nowadays its considered a hurtful slur
john was a school with his friend lizzie who has autism while the two friends were spending time together a couple of bullies came walking up and called lizzie a retard
john says to the bullies what gives you the right to call my friend a retard nothing does john shouts at the bullies
john says to the bullies what gives you the right to call my friend a retard nothing does john shouts at the bullies
by Backstroke swimmer 24 October 14, 2022
Get the retardmug. When someone is creative in a wrong way. An example would be when some one complicates a simple task, another word for Kafkaesque.
by Creatively Retarded May 21, 2020
Get the Creatively Retardedmug. 
Girl: OMG! I just won a all expenses paid trip for two!! :-D do you wanna come?????
Boy: Ok cool.
Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/
Boy: Ok cool.
Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/
by Walshy84 November 21, 2013
Get the Textual Retardationmug.