by Watasay July 3, 2014

Where you jab your hand up someone else's ass, but then, quickly forming your hand into a fist before it hits the anus. The resulting impact kills the person instantly. Ideal for a KO move.
Inspired by the term "anal death punch" and the band "Five Finger Death Punch" (an amalgamation of each phrase).
Inspired by the term "anal death punch" and the band "Five Finger Death Punch" (an amalgamation of each phrase).
by jedarus May 19, 2009

The mascot of 11G 2002-03.
by Dirt McGurt February 18, 2004

The holiest of holidays in which those of tall or large stature get a free pass (and are encouraged) to punch any short or petite person they come into contact with.
by Ohhhelllnoooooo October 16, 2020

by TurdShark January 3, 2020

To fix a smart phone, computer or television by randomly or semi-randomly pushing buttons and tapping icons until it begins working correctly again.
"OMG! How did you get my phone to start working right again?" "I just started punching buttons like a drunk monkey."
by Don Heflin March 22, 2022

Similar to National Kick Tall People Day and National Throw Short People Day, October 30th is a day where both tall and short people team up and punch people who are 5'9".
(Note: no punching anywhere under the belt since that will be foul play)
(Note: no punching anywhere under the belt since that will be foul play)
by Cats_4_LifeX October 21, 2020
