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pinch punch first day of the month

Stupid kids do this... When it's the first day of the month.
When I was around grade 5, people would pinch, then punch my arm, and say ' Pinch, punch, first day of the month! '
Person: pinch punch first day of the month !
Me:
by Vx_J November 1, 2017
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five finger anal death punch

Where you jab your hand up someone else's ass, but then, quickly forming your hand into a fist before it hits the anus. The resulting impact kills the person instantly. Ideal for a KO move.
Inspired by the term "anal death punch" and the band "Five Finger Death Punch" (an amalgamation of each phrase).
*InsertNameHere* gives person B a five finger anal death punch. B drops dead almost immediately.
by jedarus May 19, 2009
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Flaming Donkey Punch (FDP)

The mascot of 11G 2002-03.
That FDP shirt is awesome!
by Dirt McGurt February 18, 2004
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Ideally in front of girls parents. 'I wanna punch you in the cunt with my dick.
by TurdShark January 3, 2020
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Punching Buttons Like a Drunk Monkey

To fix a smart phone, computer or television by randomly or semi-randomly pushing buttons and tapping icons until it begins working correctly again.
"OMG! How did you get my phone to start working right again?" "I just started punching buttons like a drunk monkey."
by Don Heflin March 22, 2022
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Similar to National Kick Tall People Day and National Throw Short People Day, October 30th is a day where both tall and short people team up and punch people who are 5'9".

(Note: no punching anywhere under the belt since that will be foul play)
Oh boy! I can't wait for National Punch Medium People Day!
by Cats_4_LifeX October 21, 2020
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National Punch Short People Day

The holiest of holidays in which those of tall or large stature get a free pass (and are encouraged) to punch any short or petite person they come into contact with.
"Yo man I'm gonna go punch some short people because it's National Punch Short People Day!"
by Ohhhelllnoooooo October 16, 2020
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