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Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*
Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police
by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019
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Smack My taint, n call me daddy

something you say when you are surprised/ happy about something.
"How much is this car?" -me
"$500"- man
"seriously?" "Smack my taint, n call me daddy!"-me
by Bailey Gynther February 16, 2020
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Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War

a game coming in 2020 or came in 2020 (if you're reading this after 2020) this game takes place in the cold war era (as mentioned in the title) with returning characters as seen in the trailer

and not just characters ,Activision made a twitter poll for the community to see if the CoD Community wants Prestige System back ,so that could return too
Friend 1: hey bro you seen the new Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War Trailer? I'm so HYPED!!

Friend 2: yeah I'm super HYPED ,I just CANNOT WAIT!!!

Friend 1: yeah ,cant wait to see my favourite characters come back!!
by Bounds046 September 7, 2020
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Call the fire department cause my kitty on fire

"Someone call the fire department cause my kitty on fire." Is what she said shortly after being diagnosed with gonorrhea.
by Zyklon_ March 4, 2022
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this friend deserves a gift, buy them a good one on April 16th to make them happy
"hi darcie! today is national give your friend called darcie a gift day so here is a gift from me for always being there for me! <3"
by eatmyshorts1289 April 13, 2021
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I’ll buy you ribs and we’ll call it even

Owing someone a large amount of money and offering a much lower then valued payback
Flinn owed Matt a large amount of money and stated “ I’ll buy you ribs and we’ll call it even?”
by Dowstreet March 13, 2020
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