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Selfie Ninja 

,A person who takes a picture of a person taking a selfie. They can be anywhere when someone is taking a selfie. The person taking the selfie has no idea that they are being photographed by the ninja. This is not a photobomb---the ninja is not in the selfie, so position is key.
"Hey man, check out the hot piece of ace! Whoa, she's taking alot of selfies! I'll stand right here so she won't see me and take some pictures ! "

"Stand over there so she won't see you. You can be a selfie ninja! "
Selfie Ninja by Buck Walter July 25, 2016

Chicago Ninja 

When someone is passed out so hard dropping a steaming pile on their chest wouldn't wake them up. You get a fan blowing on them on high. The you rub one out standing behind the fan, and spooge so it gets blown all over them through the fan, which hopefully belongs to them.
She passed out so hard last night I hit her with the Chicago Ninja and left.

retro ninja 

when you're a 2d ninja in a retro game killing zombies
bro lets play retro ninja
retro ninja by Jerome steven December 6, 2016

Fruit Ninja'd my Tinder 

When you break into your friend's (or cheating significant other's) Tinder account and go to town randomly swiping as fast as you can before they get back.
"I wondered why all these fat chicks were trying to talk to me on Tinder, and then I figured out one of my friends totally Fruit Ninja'd my Tinder while we were out the other night."

The Ninja 

The act of doing adderall before playing Fortnite or other video games.
Hey, before we start this next round, I’m going to do the Ninja real fast.
The Ninja by Ninjas Side Chick October 17, 2018

Alabama ninja

The thing a white kid says when he doesn't want to say the n word around black people
Look at this Alabama ninja, thinks he's cool.