A Maccas consuming gremlin with a British passport. he is actually Australian, with the exception that his dad is the closest person that he knows to Dushane from top boy. he enjoys smoking tea as well as drinking it and barely lifts.
There are a few exceptions to his British authenticity, such as not watching the Bledisloe cup or the Ashes, and having a mullet. Nick Mobbs sometimes lacks street cred, such as being called Neck Moobs, for his fat neck and fat man boobs and Dick Knobs which is self-explanatory
overall he isn't a shit bloke, he is just Nick Mobbs and that is okay.
There are a few exceptions to his British authenticity, such as not watching the Bledisloe cup or the Ashes, and having a mullet. Nick Mobbs sometimes lacks street cred, such as being called Neck Moobs, for his fat neck and fat man boobs and Dick Knobs which is self-explanatory
overall he isn't a shit bloke, he is just Nick Mobbs and that is okay.
Example 1:
"Did you hear Nick Mobbs is a fitness model?"
"of course, hes clearly been getting that British summer bod"
Example 2:
"who stole the 10 big macs?"
"don't worry it was Nick Mobbs, he can jew up the money from Dominos"
Example 3:
"i reckon i could put on nautica polo with the top button done up and be more of a chav than nick mobbs"
"Did you hear Nick Mobbs is a fitness model?"
"of course, hes clearly been getting that British summer bod"
Example 2:
"who stole the 10 big macs?"
"don't worry it was Nick Mobbs, he can jew up the money from Dominos"
Example 3:
"i reckon i could put on nautica polo with the top button done up and be more of a chav than nick mobbs"
by RandomMelbournekidd March 25, 2020
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- Yo Jeffrey, where did Floro go last night?
- I don't know man, I guess he made a Nick.
- Oh, I hope it is a soft Nick this time. Last weekend he made a hard Nick and woke up trying to sell his watch to stranger in a village some 100km away!
- God, it is dangerous to make a Nick these days.
- I don't know man, I guess he made a Nick.
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- God, it is dangerous to make a Nick these days.
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