November 3 

It's election day in the USA, fuck

It's november 3 today, the US is fucked if you know who wins

November 3 by Strahinja.Anton October 29, 2020

November 12th 

November 12th is the national beat your friend who wears orange. This day is celebrated to remember the day of beating a person in your friend group who wears orange clothes. It would be wrong to beat them in October because pumpkins which are orange are assumed with October.

"Hey it's november 12th."
"You know what that means, time to beat (persons name) who always wears orange."

November 12th by Thomas the real g November 9, 2020

NOVEMBER 11 

EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS DAY .
YOU DONT LIVE LONG SO GO FOR IT .
IT SUCKS SEEING HIM/HER BUT NOT KNOWING IF THEY SEE YOU THE SAME WAY AS YOU SEE THEM.

Hey its november 11 go tell your crush you like them

NOVEMBER 11 by INEEDGIRLFRIENDNOTALOVER November 9, 2020

November 16 

The day the craziest, sassiest mother fucker was born.

Person A: When’s your birthday
Person B: November 16
Person A: Holy shit you must be crazy af.

November 16 by Satansho666 March 11, 2021

November 3rd

November 3rd is national annoying bitch day

If you were born on November 3rd then you are a conceited, arrogant, bitch and no one likes you. You're dumb as fuck and you're an ugly shit that no one wants to be around

Person A: Hey it's November 3rd!
Person B: Oh no it's annoying bitch day. Be careful person C was born on that day.
Person A: Oh my god I hate person C so much

November 3rd by genshin impact <3 November 2, 2021

november 9th 

The Day that HALO 2 will come out.

Cortana: What if you miss?
MC:I wont.

november 9th by z4z2 August 19, 2004

November Juliet 

An abstract spoken method to say Nigger Juice to friends while still remaining unoffensive. Based on the NATO code for the letters N and J.

(White Man): Hey boy pass me some of that November Juliet you're drinking.
(Black Man): Sorry. I'm lazy and collect welfare.

November Juliet by HammerMeDown October 15, 2008