A chocolate milkshake with half a banana in it. Really good. Tastes like an otter jumping over the rainbow and giving you a pot of gold. Also used as an excuse for a chocoholic to call themselves healthy because they have fruit in their milkshake.
GIRL: Slow down, you're going to have a heart attack, man! That's your third Funky Monkey today!
GUY: It has banana in it, so I'm fine.
GUY: It has banana in it, so I'm fine.
by GayHorse :P May 21, 2014
by notez September 18, 2006
by hotkarl December 14, 2003
"...Or, as I believe our motto should be after 9/11: Jihad monkey talks tough; jihad monkey takes the consequences."
by Fred L. September 18, 2007
A monkey in the phillipines that is fond of eating corn. The locals catch them by putting nuts in coconuts and the monkeys get their hands stuck. The locals can then catch them.
by Ssammule August 10, 2006
your mums a jism monkey
by ernie and bert October 21, 2003
a bubble monkey is a monkey made of things such as bubbles.
but not those bubbles you blow out of funny straw things from france, other bubbles.
but not those bubbles you blow out of funny straw things from france, other bubbles.
i had a dream last night that i was walking round this crazy museum village where this bus came every minute packed full of people. i looked down and my really nice shoes were gone so i asked my friend if he could help me find them but he told me nobody ever finds their shoes in this village-this dream did not feature bubble monkeys.
by rathsangatas drink January 25, 2005