Bingo-Master’s Breakout!

Two swans in front of his eyes
Colored balls in front of his eyes
It's number one for his Kelly's eye
Treble-six right over his eye
A big shot's voice in his ears
Worlds of silence in his ears
All the numbers account for years
Checks the cards through eyes of tears
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
All he sees is the back of chairs
In the mirror, a lack of hairs
A lighted room, checks fill out
Here the players all shout

Bingo-Master’s Breakout!
A glass of lager in his hand
Silver microphone in his hand
Wasting time in numbers and rhymes
(One hand drug and faces bright)
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
Came the time he flipped his lid
Came the time he flipped his lid
Holiday in Spain fell through
Players put it down to
Bingo-Master's Breakout
A hall full of cards left unfilled
He ended his life with wine and pills
There's a grave somewhere only partly filled
A sign in graveyard on a hill reads
Bingo-Master's Breakout

by Death Menace February 28, 2023

meow master

One who gets so much pussy that they become a master of puss aka puss master

Sara: bro how does maryn get so many bitches
Theresa: idk she’s just a meow master

by m3owmaster March 25, 2023

Crud Master

A Crud Master is a definite jalopy of a car. The Crud Master is a rinky dink box of rusty bolts.

My friend pulled up to the party in his Crud Master, so we sent him home.

by Daxton$$$$$$ March 26, 2023

Potato Master

Joshua

man hes such a Potato Master

by cortor March 28, 2023

rizz master

Someone who tries to rizz up any girl that he sees, yet fails every single time.

They always brag about how much rizz they have, even though they have absolutely none at all.

Homie: bro did you see that dude? he calls himself a rizz master
Me: yeah i know what an incel

by TheRedstoneMan June 11, 2023

Jerk master general

An insult said by Todomatsu to Choromatsu after Oso said that he would steal his dirty magz without asking.

Oso: Well if you wanna go there who’s the one who took this douche’s dirty magz without even asking?!
Choro: *sweats nervously*
Totty: What!? Hey Jerk master general that’s kinda vile

by Attention_tobirds12 June 25, 2023

talent master

A person who is a complete god at any talent.

Damn that guy is a total talent master.

by Jarold Fernandold P July 13, 2023