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Little John

A lad who's room smells of cheese. He has a mayonnaise fettish, and has a passion for girls that look like him. Regularly seen with food all over his face and chest, and a general terror to all the single ladies. Typically identified by his posh accent.
"What was the guy like?"
"He was a bit of a Little John really, I walked in his room and nearly died from the smell, plus he had a pig in a wig laying next to him"
by mayojohn December 1, 2013
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John Conner

A 9/11 conspiracy theorist who's completely out of his mind. His tactics of preaching are to barge into the UCLA lectures and spout off his mindless babble, stand up and start chanting his Anti-American agenda in a crowded and very quiet library, and to target those in America most likely to believe his bullshit...college students.

He has a fetish for The Illuminati, Bohemian Grove, and many other waste-of-time subjects. He's known for calling nonbelievers of his far fetched conspiracy theories, Zombies. Even more so, accusing people (i.e. Bush) of being Satanic Devil Worshipers.

He also wont shut up about the New World Order.

His rather hysterical choice of apparel includes cargo shorts with a black shirt, sun glasses, and an American flag bandanna. He believes he's in his own little American Matrix.

He also is author/founder of an extremely ridiculous book/website which discuss all of his preposterous theories and fairy tales with even more preposterous and idiotic people, which I refuse to give out to people, since the last thing this man needs is publicity.
John Conner's book & website stink more then dog shit.
by Shawn PuppyStomper December 9, 2008
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Doing a John

Lusting after a young girl with the intention of postponing a sexual proposition for an undetermined number of years.

Often the perpetrator will announce the number of years he intends to wait in a grumbled tone.
So my little sister just started junior school. Yeah, she is doing really well, better than I was at that age. Hey John, I won't be in lesson because I've got to go and pick her up at three.

Four more years...
by Graham Marsh October 24, 2004
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john sniffer

a person that likes to sniff toilets right after pepole take dumps them, usually a homosexual or pervert
by ejhfg March 15, 2011
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John Awkward

A fictious person who symbolizes any awkward situation as being in the center of it.
-"Dude, my brother came out of the closet in front of the entire family when we were having dinner yesterday".
-"I imagine John Awkward was invited to that dinner as well".
-"You betcha".
by demaoza October 12, 2008
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John Syndrome

When a girl or group of girls like/give sexual pleasure to a boy who other boys find annoying or weird. These boys cannot figure out how this boy manages to get so many girls. Symptons include selling out your boys, backstabbing, being a snake in the grass, thinking with your balls instead of your brain and not being invited anywhere by guys.
Guy at a club:Dude how is he getting so much ass? He lives with his parents, cannot cut his own food, and is a total weirdo and a douche.
Other guy: I have no idea man. I guess he has john syndrome.
by WhereLegendsAreBorn February 7, 2010
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John Williamson

I cant believe he hasent been defined yet!

JOHN WILLIAMSON IS THE BLOODY KING OF AUSSIE COUNTRY MUSIC FOOLS!!!!

Australia wouldnt be the same without the song True Blue

VOTE 1. new aussie national anthem: TRUE BLUE!
John Williamson:

"True Blue"
RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG
"is it me and you?"
RING-A-DANG
"Is it Mum and Dad"
RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG
"is it a cockatoo"
RING-A-DANG
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