Jake

Jake is liberal and he loves other humans; he wants the best for them. That's a must. He's a good listener and an introvert.

He's good vibes and a chill person to talk to. He's also willing to joke around and be sarcastic. He gives off wholesome sunshine vibes. If you find a Jake, don't let him go.

He keeps it real and he's fun and spicy! He's not someone you meet everyday.

On top of all of this, his looks will blow you away.

Have you met Jake? I have a huge crush on him.

That's Jake; all the ladies swoon when he walks by.

by musicaltheatrenerd July 11, 2022

jake

big dong

wow look at his dong, he must be a jake

by aligatoe August 17, 2019

Jake's Law

The bigger the house, the hotter the girl(s).

We should totally hit that house up tomorrow, don't forget: Jake's Law.

by Jfkwozog September 3, 2013

jake

the person who thinks that he is a stage genius, he should know better.

No, he don't deserve the title, he is a jake.

by theallthinker November 14, 2021

Jake

Pro Gangplank and Kai'sa onetrick.
Greatest league player to ever exiest

Dude that Jake is so fucking good at Gangplank!

by DisabledBozo April 10, 2022

jake nedved

A man with a big penis and a small ego. Jake nedved is the type of guy to whip out a snake when you expect a mesquito. also his sister is racist

"YO, did you hear that jake nedveds sister said the n word??!!

by wordwizard222254 March 21, 2023

Jake

A guy who can be annoying sometimes but also hilarious and very good at giving advice and is a real homie

Dang Jake has been really funny lately

by Itbznsk November 21, 2021