Jake

If you have the name Jake or no anyone called Jake they are more likely to be really angry so do not try and speak to him because you will most likely get told to kill yourself or get called a ugly slag

Jake

by Ndjsbssk August 19, 2021

Jake

Handsome man who stole the heart of someone

Noun to look out for
Jake is a man who stole my friends heart

by Engene002 July 8, 2021

Jake

Doesn't give a shit will beet the shit out of u gets rejected by girls

Jake that door isn't reel give up

by John billson April 15, 2022

jamie x jake

The worst thing in the world. NO future, NO hope. Everything sucks.

"I don't like Jamie x Jake"

by idontshipit June 19, 2018

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

jake paul

A BITCH WHO COPYS LOGAN PAUL AND SUCKS HIS DOGS DICK AND PAYS ERIKA AND ALL THE OTHER "MEMBERS" TO BE IN THE VIDEO SO HE CAN GET VEIWS

jake paul bitch being defined
jake: *chokes on his dogs dick*

Apollo:*bork*(aka HELP ME)
jake: BSKFABHRZVDFKS
Apollo:*bork*( aka What a BITCH)

by JAjake paul hater June 12, 2018

Jake

Dude has a big dick and knows how to use it. so sexy omg im in love. rides big banshee and looks good while doing it. 10/10 would fuck in public. Marryyyy meeeeeee.

Omg Jake I'm so wet 4u

by trailerparkqween September 26, 2023