Jake

Has a MASSIVE schlong. Like holy shit how does it even get that big ( and this isnt even when its hard may i add). If you ever get to fuck one of these majestic creatures, then you must have an asshole of steel cause it will be decimated once hes done with you.

AAAAAHHHHHH MY ASSHOLE JUST GOT BLOWN OFF BY A JAKE.

by SamPFucker69 April 27, 2023

Jake

That one friend that you want to punch. Can’t tackle and tends to remind you of your morning deuce.

Look at this jackass, he reminds me of my buddy Jake

by Hecz7 April 27, 2023

Jakes

Often referred to in drill rap, Jakes are symbolized as cops, or police officers

Runnin' from the jakes

by lanq April 30, 2023

Jake Raying

An overuse of words without any thought behind it.

You just be Jake Raying bro.

by HenryRoland May 14, 2023

Jake

Tends to like cougars

#YourMom

Randy I saw Jake talking to your mom

by Picklejuice24 January 13, 2023

Jake shaw

To be a great music promoter.

Jake shaw is a great music promoter

by Yourownmusic January 18, 2023

Jake a screw

To cam out, fall off or drop a screw while trying to install something. More commonly referred to as JAKE!

John jaked another screw! He is the king of Jake a screw. John is the captin of the jale a screw team

by Dominik the fat kid January 21, 2023