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Get the Jake mug.Someone who says things that are so outrageous you don’t know what to think. They are borderline scary to be around but equally hilarious.
Jake: “I tried to order a McTopSloppy and a McChinamen at McDonald’s and the girl at the drive thru was so shocked at my knowledge of the secret menu that she quit her job instantaneously…good thing I didn’t request the McPhagomania or she would have cried”
You: “Alright man, glad to hear it”
You: “Alright man, glad to hear it”
by EricShun100 July 25, 2023
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