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Joe Biden

Joe Biden is a President who got elected in 2020 and started a war between Russia and Ukraine. He also made gas prices go up to crazy numbers. Joe Biden also is the dumbest president ever who rigged the election of 2020 because Donald Trump was going to surpass joe biden and he was like no cuh.
Person 1: These Gas Prices are so f*cking high, how am I going to feed my children?
Person 2: Blame it on the people who voted for Joe Biden.
by Darkpower_King/MegaDeath11 March 24, 2022
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Joe biden

A retard old guy that has dementia and forgets that he's the president
by Smelly_SACK_SMELLA November 22, 2021
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joe mama

"Joe mama"

- Obama 2000 B.C.
if asked that then ur a squigga
you: who is joe?
friend: joe mama
you: *dumb ass squigga*
friend: BRUH MOMENTO UR DUMB
you:*dies of bruh moment lololol*
by Alexryz October 18, 2019
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konky joe

In the Bahamas this is the derogatory term for a honky or white guy.
Slang salutation... "Hey Konky Joe!"
by Todd October 27, 2003
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Joe Biden

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Joe Rogan

The voice of reason during these scary times. He makes good arguments for both sides of anything being discussed and is not afraid to speak the truth no matter how hurtful it may be.
Joe Rogan: "Theres only 2 genders."
Liberals: "How dare you"
Joe Rogan: "Climate change is real"
Conservatives: "How dare you"
by YoTeLoDije December 20, 2018
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joe jonas

Member of the greatest band ever- the JONAS BROTHERS
He's from New Jersey, and has 3 brothers- Nick (15), Kevin (20), and Frankie (7)

His full name is Joseph Adam Jonas
Before becoming a musician he wanted to be a comedian.
Enjoys running.
Favorite drink: orange Gatorade
Favorite Sport: Wiffel Ball.
Was born in Casa Grande, Arizona, grew up in Wyckoff New Jersey and now resides in Los Angeles.
Became home-schooled in 7th grade.
Collected G.I. Joe action figures and pens as a child.
His favorite movie is School For Scoundrels.
Favorite sport is soccer.
His favorite school subject is math.
His favorite author is Dr. Seuss.
His favorite holiday is Valentine's Day.

HE IS SUCH A STUD MUFFIN!!!
Obviously he is the best looking and most talented Jonas Brother. He has the biggest package I've ever seen. The BIGGEST jonas brother- if you know what i'm saying ;)Clearly they most idolized package in the world. He makes headbands and tambourines sexy. Makes girls melt when he sings. He is slightly clumsy at times but it makes girls love him even more. He has the best personality. Makes tight pants look good. He is so dangerous that he uses umbrella's inside- also known as DJ Danger. He is known for acting crazy and saying ridiculous things- HE IS HILARIOUS. Makes funy videos with his brothers on youtube.Known for his sexy "joehawk". MAKES GIRLS MELT WITH HIS KILLER BOD. HOTTEST PERSON ON THE PLANET.
"hey joe will you bang, i mean hang with me?"

"hey joe wanna mate, i mean date?"

"sex me now joe... did i just say that out loud?"

"he's HUGE...that's NICE"

"JOE JONAS IS MINE. back off biznatch."
by mrs. joe jonas January 10, 2009
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