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judge hard

To grab a hard dick blindfolded and then judge how large it is.
Female: You judge hard at like 6 in.
by Dblankity May 8, 2015
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hard spam

I checked the mailbox, but there was nothing but hard spam.
by Lecksi November 9, 2020
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Hard Rat Sausage

A really Narly loking boner. something no one should have to witness.
What is that?
Oh its just my Hard Rat Sausage.
by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019
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doctor hard

A rare sexy ass man and can be a little touchy at times. But don't worry he probably can wear shades and look hot as fuck in them and likes to play the flute and when I mean flute I mean he blows cock till it's hard and won't ever be laid at least by his sister. He will also probably be a cock doctor when he grows up because he is Doctor Hard.
Doctor Hard is a rare species and should be protected.
by 69Masterbater September 16, 2017
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You the only one that my dick could get hard for

TikTok trend about James Charles with the song “Hard for” by Kevin gates
People: makes fun of James Charles with old photos of him using “Hard for”

James: You the only one that my dick could get hard for
by Womp womp clown March 29, 2025
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hard

Roadman: I will bang you up bruv I ain't playing around you know.
Me: Shut up stop thinking you're hard you ain't gonna do shit.
Roadman: What you saying man you ain't hard.
Me: At least I don't think I am.
by hey123den October 25, 2017
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Frontyard hard

Refers to a time when you trained martial arts, but didn't have access to martial arts classes and did all your training in the front yard.
Also it's about making stuff happen when you have very little.

The expression was coined by a member of the group Da'Mon Stith trains with. First recorded use was by Da'Mon Stith in a Facebook livestream on 7th July 2020.
"Tell us about when you first started martial arts."
"It was all frontyard hard where I was a kid."
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