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Peanut Free Table

The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.
Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?

Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.

Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.
by Track and Shield November 10, 2021
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Free Ballen

Slicing your own testicles and filling the cavity with Tide Pods (or any other object or substance).
“Ey bru, you free ballen tonight?”
Slicing n Dicin’ my brutha. Straight clean like Tide, Son”
by MisAnthroPissed September 22, 2023
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Free Tibet

Term used by Westerners that doesn’t really work because Tibet was heavily invested in by the CCP and their previous government used to be a theocracy, and Tibet hasn’t protested since 2015.
Westerner: Free Tibet!
Actual Tibetan: I really don’t care if we get independence
by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 15, 2022
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Free

Bored of the opposite person in your relationship. Want someone else instead because got bored of your girlfriend. To break up.
Jake told his girlfriend he wanted to just be free and not have to deal with her, later she found out he went straight to another girl.
by Maddiison November 24, 2018
mugGet the Freemug.
A phrase used by pro-Palestinians to call for a free Palestine, because Isnotreal is illegally occupying Palestine and oppressing the innocent Palestinians.
Person 1: Free Palestine! :3

Person 2: From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!
by theurbandictionarier February 21, 2024
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For free?

Used when people intentionally or accidentally show their feet in videos or pictures, implying the viewer has a sexual interest in feet or ironically does.
>picture of a woman at the pool with feet in water
Comment:
User6942-for free?
by TheCIAisEvil July 11, 2022
mugGet the For free?mug.

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