Ethan Isbell

not a simp

you smacked her?! you’re such an ethan isbell

by jdjhxhhshx May 29, 2020

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Ethan

Ethan is an incredibly intelligent individual, but ONLY in the academic sense. When it comes to emotions, he's as brain-dead as a door-knob. It's not because he doesn't know how he feels, he just can't realise IF he's feeling it. But if he ever does discover feelings for someone, he will make that person feel like the luckiest one in the world. He will love you fiercely, and always try to protect you. He's pretty handsome, not drop-dead by any means, but noticeable, and he has incredible eyes. You just feel like you could get lost in them for hours.

Friend: Oh, you know Ethan? He's finally got a girlfriend!
You: Omg, really?!?! I can't believe he finally noticed her!
Friend: I know right? She'll love being with him though, even if it took him FOREVER to get there.

by DariusGreymane June 13, 2022

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Ethan Furgle

He is a YouTuber on the internet, gaining traction from his Shorts and videos on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. He has a lot of viral videos, especially on Instagram. He makes Roblox content, usually, he shows an intro then shows fake gore in the next frame.

"Hey did you watch the new Ethan Furgle video?"
"Why the fuck would I watch Ethan Furgle, he's weird."

by CinnamorrolGirl November 19, 2024

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